I AM NOT GAY!!!
Summary: Trunks has a talk with Kurillin.
“Kurillin!” Trunks called out. He was standing in a clearing in the forest, well, pacing any way. The eleven of them ; Bulma, Vegita, Trunks, Baby trunks, Chi-Chi, Goku, Gohan, Goten, 18, Kurillin, and Piccolo, had decided a trip to the beach was in order to celebrate Trunks and Goku’s visit. In all actuality, it was Bulma and Chi-Chi’s idea, but no one was complaining.
At least not openly.
Though he had been fine on the way there, trunks felt very uneasy the second he saw the Goku family. Not five minutes after they were all crammed into Gohan’s car and Bulma’s cruiser, Trunks had a feeling that something was gonna go wrong. When they got to the beach, Trunks was absolutely positive that the trip to the beach was a very bad idea. Feigning natures call, Trunks dashed into the woods as his blood rushed (and not to his face, don’t be stupid), telling Kurilin to meet him there in five minutes. (This was all done very discretely mind you.)
“Um.Trunks, you sure nothing happened during your little time jog?” Kurillin asked. Trunks rolled his eyes. He was quite relieved that he had been able to get his hormones under control BEFORE Kurillin got there.
“I’m serious man. You’ve been acting kinda jumpy from the get-go.” Kurillin said. Trunks took a deep breath, considered what to say, and then said,
“Do I look gay to you?”
“WHAT?!” Kurillin practically screamed. Trunks jumped about a foot in the air and clamped his hand over Kurillin’s mouth.
//Okay, that was probably not the best conversation starter. Note to self: Watch ” All my Children” //
“Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Trunks snapped. Kurillin wrenched away, eyes wild, but at least he was screaming anymore.
“Where the hell did that come from?” Kurillin asked. His voice still had that element of shock to it. Trunks sighed.
“Kurillin, sit down. I’m going to go off on a tangent, okay?” Trunks said. Kurillin gulped, nodded, and sat down.
“First of all, I am NOT gay.! I do not like guys. I have never even LOOKED at a guy like that before. I mean, back in my own time when I went to the beach, I was usually accompanied by a girl friend, and when I was single, I was looking at the GIRLS. I don’t exactly look at a guy in a Speedo and think “Wouldn’t I like that up my ass.” or even “Hey, bright red looks good on him.” No, I am thinking I would like to give the freak a towel and yell at him to put on some pants or at least a pair of boxers, because his little piece of spandex which just barely passes for a swimming suit is a little too tight for my poor eyes. I don’t like leather, turtlenecks are not my thing, and my earring is on the RIGHT, not the LEFT. I am straight! I AM NOT GAY!” Trunks almost yelled, but he caught himself just in time. Kurillin, shocked at the beginning, was now grinning from ear to ear. He knew EXACTLY where Trunks was going with his little rant.
“But.” Kurillin supplied for the eighteen year old purple haired boy. Trunks slumped down next to Kurillin, energy drained, and put his face in his hands.
“But whenever I’m near Gohan my stomach knots up. I can feel my face flush, my mouth goes dry, and while we are reminiscing about the past, all that is on my mind is Gohan and Gohan’s eyes and his hair, and his lips, neck.”
“AHEM!” Kurillin coughed loudly. Trunks looked up sheepishly and laughed.
“Hai, gomen.” Kurillin shook his head as if to get rid of a disturbing image, and stood up. He ran his fingers through his hair and shrugged.
“Well, I’m not gay either, but I suppose love is love, so my only advice is to tell the kid you love him. I mean, what’s the worse that can happen, right?” Trunks groaned.
“Do I have to spell it out for you? R-E-J-E-C-T-I-O-N!” Kurillin laughed.
“Do you have any better idea? And I was thinking that the worst thing to happen would be for Gohan to be listening in from a tree or such.” Kurillin said.
“That isn’t help.” Trunks was cut of by the rustling of tree leaves, a thump on the ground, and a loud OOOOOOOW! Trunks and Kurillin spun around to see Gohan laying on the ground, rubbing his head, and blushing a furious scarlet.
“Ah.hi?” He asked.
