Peter Pan DBZ Sauce
by Aqua Illusions     More by this Writer
A comical spoof of Disney’s Peter Pan with the Z gang.

The inspiration for this is from the Boxer and Rice’s Challenge Section. This is Challenge Fic 6: The Peter Pan spoof.

The cast of characters is as follows:
Peter Pan – Mirai Trunks
Tinkerbell – Vegeta-Bell
Wendy – Gohan
John and Michael (Wendy’s brothers) – Chibi Trunks and Goten
Captain Hook – Mr. Satan
Smee – The Tenkaichi Budokai Announcer
Hook’s pirates – The monks from the Budokai.



Chapter 01: No way! It’s you!
“Goku! We’re going to be late for the party! Hurry up!” Chichi shrieked at her husband.

“But Chichi, I can’t find my favorite tie!” Goku whined helplessly.

Just then Goten and Chibi Trunks come barreling down the stairs, sparring and pretending to sword-fight.

“HA! Take that you scurvy boatswain! Do you give up yet, Mr. Satan?” cried Chibi Trunks as he attacked Goten.

“Never! I’ll get you for cuttin’ off me hand, Mirai Trunks!” countered Goten, in an atrocious pirate accent.

“You can’t even come close to defeating me!” scoffed Chibi Trunks.

“Oh yeah? I’ll slit your gizzard, you insolent brat!” Goten crowed.

“GOHAN!” screeched Chichi, “Get down here and get you brothers under control!”

Gohan came down the stairs and was immediately clobbered by the two warring children. Chichi had finally found Goku’s lost tie and was proceeding to tie it around her husband’s neck, half-strangling him in the process.

“BOYS! Your father and I are going out tonight! Behave and study hard! You are all going to have a big test when I get back, so you had better be prepared!” yelled Chichi.

“But Mom, what about Mirai Trunks?” asked Goten.

“What about him?” She said, turning to glare at her youngest son; not noticing the unhealthy shade of purple creeping across Goku’s face.

“Gohan found Mirai’s Capsule Corp. jacket!” Chibi Trunks said proudly.

“There is no such thing as Mirai Trunks! Gohan! Stop filling your brothers' heads with that nonsense!” Chichi hollered, “Come on Goku! Time to go! Gohan, make sure that all you boys study hard!”

With that final yell Chichi grabbed her semi-asphyxiated husband and stomped out the door.

Goten gazed at Gohan tearfully, “Mirai Trunks isn’t real?” he sniffled.

“Of course, he is kiddo, Mom just doesn’t understand.” Gohan replied gently.

***

Gohan had tucked the children into bed; Chibi Trunks and Goten were lying sprawled out on the bed they shared, snoring uproariously. Gohan smiled at his two brothers and crawled into his own bed, but he didn’t sleep. He knew that Mirai Trunks would come looking for the jacket, so he stayed awake and waited.

***

“Damn it, boy! We should just blast the house down! Stop wasting time crawling in through the window!”

“Shut up, Veggie!”

“Don’t call me that!” yelled a very irate Vegeta-Bell.

Mirai Trunks just snorted as he concentrated on getting the window open quietly. He couldn’t believe that he had lost his favorite Capsule Corp jacket – he had to get it back! Mirai grinned triumphantly as the tiny click signified that he had defeated the window lock.

“About time,” grumbled Vegeta-Bell as he floated into the window.

Rolling his eyes, Mirai followed him through, only to crash directly into a cabinet. Swearing profusely, Mirai hopped wildly around the room trying to ease the throbbing in his stubbed toe. Unfortunately, Gohan’s bed abruptly stopped Mirai’s dance of pain. Mirai suddenly found himself in quite a compromising position, tangled on top of a rather surprised Gohan.

“Mirai! It’s you! I knew you’d come. I found your jacket.” Gohan yelled excitedly.

Chibi Trunks and Goten began to regain consciousness, “It’s Mirai Trunks!” they squealed running around in circles until they caught sight of Vegeta-Bell glaring at them. His arms were crossed over his chest as he glowered at the two boys. They stared at him in wonder.

“No way!” Goten and Chibi Trunks gasped in unison, “It's Veggie!”

“DON’T EVER CALL ME THAT!” Vegeta-Bell roared.

Meanwhile, Mirai had extracted himself from Gohan and was happily dancing around the room after being reunited with his jacket.

“Boy! You’ve got your precious jacket, so let’s go!” Vegeta-Bell demanded.

“Take us with you,” Gohan, Goten, and Chibi Trunks begged.

“Well, you need to able to fly but don’t worry, all it takes is a little fairy dust.” Mirai said, turning to Vegeta-Bell.

Vegeta-Bell cocked an eyebrow, “You have GOT to be kidding.”

“But Veggie. . .” Goten said, tears welling up in his eyes, “we need to be able to fly.”

Vegeta-Bell snorted, “Don’t call me that.”

“Now, we’ll never get to go to Capsule Corp land,” Goten moaned sadly, “all because we can’t fly and Veggie won’t help us.”

Chibi Trunks whacked Goten in the back of his head, “You dope! We CAN fly!”

Goten’s tears immediately disappeared, “Oh yeah . . .”

Mirai jumped up into the air, “Okay then, let’s go!” he yelled excitedly, grabbing Gohan’s hand and leading him out the window. Gohan blushed slightly and grinned a little. Goten and Chibi Trunks swooped around pretending to be airplanes, while a grumbling Vegeta-Bell brought up the rear.

Gohan couldn’t believe his luck; here he was, going to Capsule Corp land with THE Mirai Trunks. Gohan had had a crush on Mirai ever since he was a little boy reading about Mirai’s marvelous adventures.

Gohan couldn’t help but smirk a little bit as he squeezed Mirai’s hand tighter.



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