The Very Secret Diaries of the Cell Saga
by Lord Truhan     More by this Writer
What was really going through the minds of the Dragon Ball Z's characters during the infamous Cell Saga?

Author’s Notes:

This story was inspired by Cassandra Claire’s “Lord of the Rings Very Secret Diaries.” I do not pretend that these are in any way comparable to hers (I should know, I’ve got them memorised), but I think they pass as the DBZ equivalent.



The Very Secret Diary of Mr Popo
12 may 767 : Piccolo fused with Kami today. Knew Piccolo horny, what with Trunks not letting him get anywhere near Gohan, but this just ridiculous.

13 may : Now that Piccolo & Kami of one body again is more obvious that Piccolo is pervy chibi fancier. Green bean is getting dangerously close to asking if Gohan likes eating pickles, despite fact that Trunks will kill him if he tries anything. Does Piccolo have death wish, or what?

14 may : Why doesn’t Piccolo fancy me?

15 may : Korin asked me today if I knew what dragonballs smelled like, as he has never been near enough to Shenron’s ass to find out. Told Korin to go choke on a hairball.

So lonely without Kami around … am beginning to understand Piccolo’s pervy chibi fancying tendencies now as Gohan admittedly v. cute. All wide green eyes and punky blonde hair. I like the rebel type.

16 may : Goku got me new Guardian! Hurrah! This one v. much shorter than any of the others, rather adorable really although cannot tell whether male or female. Ah well, not important. Is green & has super-duper X-ray vision, so that is all that matters.

17 may : Told Dende to relax today, but dumb little kid didn’t take it the way it was meant. Knew most Guardians were old for a reason. Innocence & naivete so boring.

18 may : There may be hope for the kid yet. What was Dende doing with Eternal Dragon before Z Fighters summoned it? Think now amount & frequency of yoga classes beginning to make sense…

19 may: Who knew Bulma’s hair blue everywhere? V. spiffy look.

Next experiment – Super Saiyans … hurrah for Dende’s X-ray vision!



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