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Cheesy announcer voice: Long, tired days?
Cuts to a dark haired man, in a school surrounded by angry looking teenagers, then in class with them throwing things at him and each other until he makes an escape to the teachers lounge, only to glance up at the ceiling with a forlorn look on his face.
Cheesy Voice: Lost the will to live?
Next scene shows the two men lying in bed, backs to each other until the fair haired man turns around and begins stroking the muscular arms of the man beside him suggestively but being shrugged off.
Cheesy voice: Love life down the pan? Then we have a suggestion for you.
Dramatic pause while the camera focuses on a unhappy blond woman in a sparkly dress, yelling down a cell phone while stood in front of a glittery backdrop next to a bed. A cameraman runs on to say something and ends up flying across the room with a broken nose. The blond woman goes back to yelling down her cell phone.
Cheesy Voice: THE ALL-NEW KING SIZE DOUBLE WATERBED!!
Cuts back to previously shown couple on said waterbed, under the covers and obviously having a good time.
This scene continues as the light outside shows the change from day to night
Cheesy Voice: KING SIZE DOUBLE WATERBEDS! ONE PUSH AND YOU’RE GOING FOR HOURS!
End shot of the dark haired man giving a thumbs up to the camera, then the purple haired man sitting up and pulling him into a kiss before both drop back down from the camera’s line of view.
