Welcome to Boxer & Rice

Goku stretched his legs and wiggled his toes against the bed sheets. He smiled at the sunlight warming the bottom of the bed and turned to look at his slumbering mate. Vegeta was curled against his side beneath the covers, the top of his dark spikes peeking out over the blanket edge.

The taller SaiyaJin grinned and carefully picked up the blanket and stared at his ouji. Vegeta turned over and nuzzled closer to him, mumbling softly in his sleep about pickles and chocolate. Goku sweatdropped and shook his head. Vegeta slowly opened an eye and stared up at him.

"You're letting all the cold air in. Drop the blanket. Now." The prince growled grumpily. Goku blinked and let go. He felt Vegeta stretch and then become still as though he was going back to sleep. The SaiyaJin pouted.

"Veggie. Don't go back to sleep, wake up!" He whined while poking at the prince's hip through the blanket. He huffed at the lack of response he received. "Veggie! Get up!" He wriggled his fingers against the smaller SaiyaJin's side and smirked when he heard Vegeta grunt and felt him squirm beside him. "Come on Veggie, it's past sunri-aah!!" He yelped as Vegeta reached around and gave his rear a sharp pinch. Goku whimpered and rubbed his violated rump. "Vegeta that hurt. You didn't have to pinch me!"

"Hn, serves you right for interrupting my sleep." Vegeta's muffled reply grumbled from under the covers. Goku frowned until he got a wonderful idea. He smirked slightly to himself as his fingers curled around the blanket, getting ready to yank.

"You know Veggie, you're being very grumpy this morning. I think you need something to help you relax." His eyes flashed with amusement as he began to inch the blanket back. Vegeta was silent a moment.

"Relax? Kakarotto what are you blabbering about now?" The ouji gasped as his warm comforter was jerked off his body and onto the floor. He stared in surprise at his grinning mate and noted with something akin to anxiety the lustful glint in his gaze. "Now Kaka listen to me. I'm not in the mood. My belly is getting bigger by the day and it's just not, I just don't feel like rolling around in bed with you so-!!" He yelped as Goku straddled his thighs and pinned his wrists onto the pillow.

"Veggie baby, hush. I do not want to hear anything about your tummy being too big. You're my mate and you're more beautiful than anything in the universe to me; and I'm going to have you right now. Because I want you, right now." Goku smirked at the faint color staining his prince's cheeks and dipped his head down to capture partially opened lips. He suckled at the soft flesh, gently nibbling and licking them before plunging his tongue into Vegeta's mouth to fully taste his sweet, spicy flavor.

He felt Vegeta arch against him slightly before submitting and responding to the kiss. The royal's tongue dueled with his own within the steamy orifice, stroking and curling playfully. He released the prince's wrists and ran his warm hands up and down Vegeta's bare sides, gently rubbing his abdomen when he came to the moderate bulge. His mate was indeed bigger by now, but as much as he complained about it Goku couldn't see anything wrong with the roundness. He found it rather cute actually, but he didn't dare tell his mate that.

Goku slowly pulled his mouth away from his lover's lips and lifted the prince's legs out from beneath him. He placed them around his own waist, taking time to lovingly caress the ouji's skin with his hands before sliding his fingers up towards the SaiyaJin's stiffening member. Vegeta moaned encouragingly and shifted his hips, wanting his lover to touch him. The tall SaiyaJin smirked again as his fingers closed around the thick shaft and began to stroke up and down at a measured pace.

"Nngh, Kaka, don't go so slow." Vegeta frowned in what he felt was a threatening way, but actually it looked more like he was pouting. Goku grinned and gave his lover a rough squeeze that had him gasping and bucking his hips. He teased his prince for a few minutes, slowly stroking him from base to tip at times and then increasing the pace and roughness of his strokes only to slow down again and make his mate cry out. He loved hearing Vegeta's voice turn breathy and tight with need.

"Kakah! gah, s-stop teasing me! I want it now!" Vegeta let out a mixture between a purr and a growl as Goku squeezed his shaft and rubbed his scrotum simultaneously. If this went on much longer he was going to explode. He heaved a soft moaning sigh as his mate gave in and pressed two wet fingers at his entrance. The ouji squirmed a bit as the first digit slipped inside his tight opening and began to gently move back and forth, stretching the muscle. It was soon joined by a second and finally a third finger.

Goku watched his mate arch and thrust against his fingers as he stroked the skin inside his passage. He bit his lip and pulled his digits out, unable to wait a second longer to bury himself in royal heat. He positioned his shaft and steadily pushed in, pausing briefly once he was fully sheathed in the ouji's body. He used what little restraint he had left and set a quick pace, but kept his thrusts as gentle as he could for the sake of the chibi in his mate's stomach. He smiled at the sounds coming from his lover as he stroked him deeply each time he pushed in. His own pleasure mounted as his love's inner walls gripped and enveloped his member in velvety fire. It didn't take much longer before the prince gave up to sensation and climaxed with a shuddering moan. Goku plunged into his prince's body a few more times before joining him in blissful completion.

The two SaiyaJin snuggled together on the bed. Goku wrapped his arms around his mate and nuzzled his soft hair, purring contentedly. Vegeta smirked tiredly and muttered into his mate's chest about the sticky mess on their skin. Goku smirked before slipping down his love's body to lick him clean. He purred at the taste of his koi's skin and cream mixed together and sat up while licking his lips.

"See love, now wasn't that relaxing? Veggie? Vegeta?" He blinked at the prince. Upon closer inspection he could hear faint snores coming from his lover's open mouth. He sweatdropped and smiled. "Heh, that's my ouji."

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Vegeta grunted as he laid on the couch in the living room, idly flipping between stations with the remote in an attempt to find a decent program on television. He growled irritatedly and jabbed at the pillows propping his legs up. His mate poked his head around the corner from the kitchen and called out to him.

"Veggie I'm making a snack would you like anything?" He blinked as the shorter male glared over at him. Vegeta paused and considered a moment.

"Hai I do want something Kakarotto. Make me a ham and cheese sandwich with mayonnaise, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato, avocado, turkey, bacon and an olive. Oh and get me some cottage cheese, potato chips, and buffalo wings while you're at it. Wait! I want some sardines too! And get me a liter of pepsi and a pint of chocolate ice cream will you?" The ouji nodded and turned his attention back to the television while Goku stared slack jawed at him.

"Chocolate ice cream, sardines and pepsi? Veggie, are you sure koi?" He scratched the back of his head and blinked. That mix didn't sound good even to him. Vegeta threw a pillow at his head. Connecting solidly with his unsuspecting mate's face. "Hey! Okay okay! I'll get the food. I have to go to the store for a few things though so I'll be back in a flash love." Goku raised his hand to teleport.

"Kakarotto! Wait a minute! If you're going out pick up a movie on the way. There's nothing but mushy romance movies on the television." Vegeta gripped unhappily as he set the remote down. Goku nodded.

"What do you want me to pick up?" He arched a brow as his mate tilted his head in thought.

"Pride and Prejudice." Vegeta nodded once to himself as his mate fell over and twitched.

"Vegeta! That's like a six hour long love story!" The taller SaiyaJin sweatdropped at the baffled look on his ouji's face.

"So what's your point? That's what I want. Now get going I'm hungry!" Vegeta snapped. Goku sighed in confused defeat and teleported out.

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The two SaiyaJin lounged on the couch together and munched on buttered popcorn, candy and coke. They had watched every single minute of Pride and Prejudice and were almost at the ending wedding scene. Vegeta sniffed softly beside his mate. Goku kept blinking his eyes in an attempt to stay awake. The movie had some funny parts in it but it was still a romance story and it was just so long he kept drifting into a nap every twenty minutes.

"Isn't it wonderful how they all find such happiness despite their difference in social class Kaka? It might have been like that for us if my planet were still around." Vegeta dabbed a tissue at his eyes and sighed. Goku snorted and rubbed his eyes.

"Huh? What? Is it over now?" He glanced at his annoyed mate in confusion. Vegeta glared at him.

"You were sleeping the whole time weren't you? You can't even watch a movie with me! You don't want to watch movies with me anymore because I'm fat now! That's it isn't it Kakarotto?!" Vegeta sniffled in an angry manner. Goku gaped at him.

"What?" He sweatdropped as his mate snarled.

"You heard me! I'm fat now and you don't want anything to do with me anymore! I look like that pink blob Majin Buu! I can't even walk straight anymore! I waddle around the house like an old duck and you can't take it! Well I hate it too you know! I didn't want to become a fat duck waddling SaiyaJin!" Vegeta sniffled as tears welled up in his eyes. Goku was at a complete loss for words.

"Veggie! You aren't fat, you're pregnant! This will all go away after the baby is born so don't get upset over it. And you do not look like Buu! No one could look like Buu trust me, certainly not you! And what's this about waddling like a duck? I think your waddle is cute. " He nodded and smiled at his mate. Vegeta gasped in shock as a tear rolled down his cheek.

"You admit it then! You do think I'm a fat duck!" He ran from the couch as best he could and slammed the door to their bedroom once he'd gotten up the stairs and inside. Goku sat baffled on the couch.

"What just happened here?" He felt a group of sweatdrops roll down the back of his head. Slowly he wandered up to the door of their bedroom and knocked. "Vegeta? Love? Can I come in? I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I didn't mean to make you cry." Goku frowned as he felt his mate's ki moving around in the room. The door opened and his pillow flew out along with a blanket.

"Fine Kaka I forgive you." Vegeta stared at him from the doorway. Goku blinked from his bedding to the ouji and back to his bedding.

"Does that mean I can sleep in the room?" He smiled nervously at the raised brow of his mate.

"No." Vegeta stepped back and shut the door. Goku banged on the wood.

"Hey! Vegeta that's not fair! Why do I have to sleep on the couch?" He called out in a huff. He scooped his pillow and blanket from the floor and waited for a reply. At length the ouji responded offhandedly through the door.

"I want the bed to myself tonight. You take up too much room, and you're a blanket hog." He said simply. Goku gasped in shocked offense.

"I am not a blanket hog! You let me back in that is no reason to make me sleep on the couch! Vegeta! Vegeta? Veggie! Oh you! At least give me a goodnight kiss!" Goku gripped unhappily. The door opened just enough for the ouji to lean out and drag him down for a smooch. He took the chance to push the smaller SaiyaJin into the room and pick him up off the floor. Vegeta growled and struggled in his arms until he was gently plopped on the bed.

"Uh uh Vegeta not a word. Your hormones are out of whack right now and it's giving you mood swings. I love you more than anything in the world but I am not sleeping on the couch just because you want the bed all to yourself." Goku narrowed his eyes and remained firm despite his lover's scowl. Vegeta attempted to shove him off the bed but stopped suddenly when he felt his mate's arm encircle his waist and lift him just enough to smack his backside sharply. The prince blushed and glowered.

"Fine you can stay. However, I don't want to have sex again until after the chibi is born Kakarotto. Am I clear on that with you? Nothing like the stunt you pulled last time." He narrowed his eyes. Goku sighed and nodded.

"All right, but Veggie, try to relax please. You're getting mean." Goku frowned and gave his mate another mild swat. If he felt he really needed to he'd spank his lover like he normally did when he got too ill tempered. He'd been holding off since Vegeta was pregnant but his attitude today had been a bit over the top and too unpredictable. Vegeta seemed to get the idea and nodded, though he huffed and blushed at the very thought of what his mate would do. The two of them settled down in bed and Goku pulled his grumpy prince close and kissed him. He gently stroked Vegeta's hair to try and calm him a bit.

"Hnn, that feels nice." Vegeta relaxed slowly and began to cuddle against his mate's chest. Goku smiled as he felt his koi's breath even out as it whispered against his skin. He nuzzled the smaller SaiyaJin and drifted to sleep.