Welcome to DBZ Love Garden

A small Mer-Saiyan on guard duty opened the doors to Bardock's private chambers for Raditz and Broly, and Paragus came out at that exact moment, looking rather smug with himself.

"Ah, Raditz. Nice to see you in good health." Paragus told the younger Mer-Saiyan.

"Paragus." Raditz replied nonchalantly.

"Do take care of my first born when you take him as a mate. He's very… Fragile." Paragus touched his head as he said that last bit and snickered as he made his way back to the party, leaving Raditz fuming and Broly feeling quite ashamed.

"I'm not fragile." The taller youth pouted.

"I'm sure yer not." Raditz took a deep breath and entered the royal chambers; Broly stayed behind, not ready to confront Bardock. The long haired fin-folk stood at attention while his carrier sat at a desk with waterproof parchment on it.

"Raditz." Came Bardock's miffed voice. "Ya finally decided to show up."

"I was-" Raditz almost let slip that he was in his brother's secret cave, "I was getting some tail." It wasn't exactly a lie.

Bardock arched his eyebrow. "Were ya, now."

"Yeah. Cute little thing." Raditz cleared his throat. That wasn't a lie either.

Bardock got up from the chair and swam towards his cub. "I assume ya've spoken to Broly and know about the arrangement?"

"I know about it, yeah."

"I've talked it over with Paragus. It is sealed. Yer to become betrothed to Broly in three days time-"

"THREE DAYS?!"

"-And ya'll be smart about this and not raise yer tone of voice with me!" Bardock snarled.

"That's- Three days is…"

"Broly and Goku share the same birth date. Today is Broly's Crown Birth Celebration as well. As his future mate, ya need to give him a significant present."

"Aw, man! I forgot about that. It was bad enough having to get Goku's present, now I need to get Broly one too!" Raditz mumbled.

"Oh, must have been something nice. What did ya give him?" Bardock gave Raditz a look.

"Um…" Raditz took a second too long to answer. "A very nice shell. Like- Very nice one." His eyes couldn't meet his carrier's eyes.

"I must see it then." Bardock circled his cub, he could smell Raditz's anxiety.

"Ehehe, ya have way nicer shells. There's no need to see it- Oof!"

Bardock shoved Raditz into a nearby wall. "Ya know I can tell when yer lying, 'Ditz." Bardock grinned evilly.

"Ly-lying? I'm not -gulp- I'm not lying."

"Where did ya find this shell?"

"Up in the uh- Anemone reef?" Raditz poorly chose.

"Hmph. There are no shells there." Bardock's gaze turned terrifying. "Not pretty ones at least…"

"Baba, please…"

"Baba? Now I really know ya've been up to something. Tell me~" Bardock's hand traveled to Raditz's cock sleeve and started running his index finger up and down the opening.

"Ng- Bardock~" Raditz moaned his carrier's name.

"What did ya get Goku for his birth celebration, Raditz~?"

The long haired Mer-Saiyan trembled as his dick started emerging.

"N-nothing! I just found something he might like!" Raditz was panting now.

Bardock grinned and bent down to take his cub's member into his mouth.

"MMMMM!" Raditz's fingers scratched the prismarine wall.

The King suddenly pulled up to keep asking questions. "And what was this thing he liked? Was it something… Made from Saiyans?"

Raditz shook his head, refusing to answer that question.

"If ya want me to go down on ya, ya need to give me information." Bardock said sternly as he continued pumping Raditz's slick erection with his hand.

"I- I can't. It's a secret!" Raditz pleaded.

"Ya do not keep secrets from me, Raditz. Neither one of ya hide things from me."

"Please, 'Dock. I want ya on me…" Raditz begged for the King's sinfully talented mouth.

"Then tell me yer secret!" Bardock licked the underside of Raditz's cock, and the young Mer-Saiyan caved.

"It's- IT'S A STATUE OF A SAIYAN HE RESCUED!" Raditz immediately gasped and covered his mouth. He cursed his one greatest weakness; oral sex. Raditz would be at the mercy of anyone if they had their mouth on him, and Bardock knew just how to exploit it.

"HE DID WHAT?!" Bardock roared. The walls and shelves shook from the strength of his voice.

The tattler gulped, "N-nothing, it was a joke! Nobody rescued anyone!" He chuckled as he tried slinking away from his carrier.

Bardock straightened up and grabbed Raditz by the hair. "You will tell me EVERYTHING!" He then grabbed his cub by the shoulders and shoved him onto his luxurious bed.

Raditz sang like a parrotfish.

-

Goku had finally calmed down from all the emotions he was feeling. He began going through his vast collection of Saiyan trinkets and ended up having a one-sided conversation with the Saiyan's statue, once again, pretending it was the real deal.

"Oh, my Saiyan Prince. Once I find ya, there'll be nothin' t' keep us apart. I'll let ya do despicable things t' me anywhere and anytime!" Goku chuckled. "My Prince! Ya wanna fuck my ring? This is all so… So sudden~"

"Fuck yer ring, hmm?"

Goku almost shouted as he whipped around and gazed upon his carrier with horror written on his face. "Baba!"

"In other words… Become his mate." Bardock's form entered the light shining in the middle of the cave where Goku was standing next to the Saiyan statue. The young Mer-Saiyan's eyes widened when he saw Bardock was carrying his trident. "Because-" The scarred king neared his third born and ran the tip of his pointer finger under Goku's chin, "It's forbidden for a prince to be fucked in his cloaca by anyone other than his MATE!"

Goku gasped as Bardock shoved him to the sandy ground. That was when he noticed Raditz hiding in the shadows, and his mind began racing through the worst thoughts ever. Had Raditz betrayed him?

"I know ya two have been fooling around." Bardock growled, looking at Goku and back at Raditz. "And I have tried to turn a blind eye to yer forbidden antics!"

The long haired fin-folk swam a step away from the shadows to defend himself and his brother. "Baba, we ain't never-"

Bardock raised one hand, and Raditz clicked his mouth shut.

"I consider myself a reasonable Mer-Saiyan," the King continued. "I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed!"

"But Baba, I-"

"Is it true ya rescued a Saiyan from drowning?!" Bardock interrupted his youngest offspring.

Goku began to shiver and reek of anxiety. "Bardock, I haven't-"

"Contact between the fin-folk world and the Saiyan world is strictly forbidden! GOKU, YA KNOW THAT! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!" The regal leader gestured wildly, Goku couldn't keep his eyes off the powerful trident. He instinctively hugged the statue to protect it.

"HE WOULDA DIED!" Goku's emotions began to make him speak carelessly to his king.

"ONE LAST SAIYAN TO WORRY ABOUT!" Bardock growled as he turned away to look at all the illegal paraphernalia his cub had stashed.

The young Mer-Saiyan couldn't help but growl back, "Ya don't even know him!"

"Know him?" Bardock spun around, making Goku flinch. "I don't hafta know him! THEY WERE ALL THE SAME! Spineless, savage, harpooning fish eaters! Incapable of any feelings-"

Horrified at all the insults Bardock was throwing at the creatures Goku was obsessed with, the King's look alike lost a hold on his mouth and shouted back. "BABA, I LOVE HIM!" Goku gasped when he realized what he had just blurted out and hid behind the Prince's statue.

Raditz gasped as well and covered his mouth. He could feel his tail start to shake as their carrier's aura turned dark and the small rocks and shells scattered on the ocean bed began rattling.

"No…" Bardock couldn't believe what came out of his third born's mouth. "Have ya lost yer senses completely?! HE'S A SAIYAN, YER A MER-SAIYAN!"

"I dun care!" Goku already knew he was done for, might as well defend his stance at all cost.

"So help me, Goku! I am going to get through to ya, and if this were the only way- SO BE IT!" Their Center's voice reached into their core and down their spines.

They watched terrified as Bardock's trident began to glow in his fury. The spear was pointed to a random part of the cave, and a jet of pure energy shot out of the spikes, headed towards a chest that held Goku's sex toys, and the beam pulverized the container and its contents.

"BARDOCK!" Goku screamed, his eyes widened with pain and fear as his carrier pointed to another display box of his collection and shot it to Hell.

Raditz was appalled and shocked, his jaw trembled and he felt his eyes sting. His heart was quickly breaking into a million pieces for having caused this. Years worth of adventuring and treasure hunting and bonding with his baby brother were gone in the blink of an eye. Goku would never forgive him for this.

The trident pointed to a crate of dildos Goku had found with the help of his brother. A strong and terrifying strike of lightning obliterated the box, melting all the rubber toys into a puddle of charred goop.

"NO!!!" Goku cried out, tears fell out of his eyes and mixed with the ocean water.

One by one, Bardock destroyed the display cases and the chests filled with priceless objects. Saiyan items that hung from the cave ceiling were turned to dust. Pictures were no longer showing beautiful panoramas of the world above, instead, burnt parchment was seen inside their frames.

"BARDOCK, STOP IT!" The younger Saiyan screeched. In a moment of pure desperation, Goku dashed to his carrier and grabbed the strong, muscular arm holding the trident, trying to stop Bardock from destroying his valuables.

He noticed a second too late that he had left the statue unguarded, and the next thing he saw was bits and crumbs of stone flying throughout the cave.

The statue was no more.

Goku couldn't believe what he was seeing. The area where the statue of his beloved was perched upon was now an empty space. The birthday Prince began sobbing and threw himself where the statue had been, emotionally overwhelmed, physically weakened, and mentally destroyed.

Bardock watched as his third born crumbled. He could smell sadness coming from him like never before, and a pang of guilt speared through his chest. He reminded himself this was for his cub's own good, for his safety, but he couldn't stay another moment near his distraught offspring without collapsing himself.

And so the King left his heartbroken heir, swimming by Raditz, who also smelled like extreme anxiety, fear, and sadness. Bardock needed Gine, he needed to be comforted and reassured that he had done what was needed to protect his circle; he feared he might've gone too far.

-

Raditz watched their carrier leave the cave and prepared to apologize to his brother. If he had to kiss the ground Goku swam over in exchange for forgiveness, he would do so.

He swam towards the bawling Mer-Saiyan and placed a gentle hand on his back. "Goku… I-"

The shorter Saiyan shot up from his spot to look at the one who had betrayed him. "Just go away, Raditz. I never wanna see yer face again. And I ain't never gonna take ya as a mate." He whispered between sobs.

Raditz felt such pain jot down his body he lost his ability to speak. He couldn't even cry. Feeling disconnected from his body, the older Mer-Saiyan turned around and swam out of the cave, accepting his fate, accepting he had deceived his baby brother, accepting he would never be able to hold him in his arms again.

Goku continued to cry, his mind spiraled towards dark places. He felt defeated, he felt his world had been shattered, he felt like his entire life had taken a turn for the worst.

Suddenly, he heard a ripple in the water. He looked up to see a scroll floating down towards him. Curiosity got the best of the young prince, and he reached out to grab it, open it, and read it.



Your Saiyan Prince's name is Vegeta.

My offer still stands,

Turles.



"Ve-ge-ta?" Goku sobbed out the name. He held the parchment near his heart and closed his eyes.

He had nothing to lose.

-

"Poor Goku…" Broly rubbed his face after Raditz came to him and told him what had happened.

"I didn't… Mean to tell. It was an accident." Raditz said in a flat, emotionless tone. He hadn't been able to bring himself to repeat his brother's last words in fear they would become real.

"Hey!" Broly nodded at something behind Raditz and turned the long haired fin-folk's face.

Raditz looked towards the direction he had come from and saw a small, orange tail with blue accents flipping up and down, steering his younger brother towards the Dark Waters.

"Goku? What- WAIT!" Just like that, Raditz took off towards the smaller Mer-Saiyan, and Broly tagged along, also worried about his childhood sweetheart. Nobody in their right minds entered the Dark Waters; it was forbidden for a good reason.

As the larger fin-folks reached Goku, they flanked him on either side. The smaller Mer-Saiyan had a determined and pissed off expression on his face.

"Goku, what are you doing here?" Broly asked in a soft, shy voice.

Raditz was not so gentle. "Just where do ya think yer going?! Ya even know where yer headed to?!"

"I'm gonna see Turles." Goku simply replied, not paying much mind to the others. If they got physical then it got physical. He had made up his mind and nobody short of Bardock would be able to stop him.

Raditz and Broly gasped and stopped mid-swim at that information.

"Goku, NO!" Raditz grabbed his brother by his tail fin. "He's a demon! He's a monster!"

The smaller Mer-Saiyan stopped and looked back at his brother. "Why dontcha go tell our carrier? Yer good at that." He snapped and shook his tail free from his brother's hands.

Raditz's heart broke into a million pieces again, and he lost his assertiveness. "But… I-"

Goku kept swimming for a few specks before a hard body blocked his path, and he bumped his nose against washboard abs.

"Broly," Goku growled, "Get outta my way! Ya ain't got no right t' stop me!"

Broly gave his friend a sad look, "Then let us go with you. Please."

Goku felt a pang of hurt shoot down his chest. "That's yer call t' make…" He swam around the large fin-folk and continued on his way.

Broly looked at the unmoving form of Raditz and waved him over, "Come on."

Raditz hesitantly followed. He had heard stories about the Dark Waters; they had chilled him to the bone.

-

The three Mer-Saiyans ventured further and further towards the Sea Witch's territory. With every frame they traveled, the ocean would become more intimidating. Volcanic vents, lakes of heavy, acidic elements, animals of the deep, gigantic skeletons littering the floor bed, all increased the eeriness and sense of danger of the Dark Waters.

Goku had been tempted a few times to turn tail and get the fuck out. His lateral lines sensed movement all around him, and every time he turned, he was met with pitch black emptiness and a few scattered bubbles. They were being watched, maybe even preyed upon.

"I'm about to piss myself." Raditz stopped and squealed in a high pitched voice. "We're surrounded by fuck knows what! They're gonna attack us any-"

Broly threw a hand over Raditz's mouth and pulled him to continue with the trek. "We need to keep swimming. These are bone-suckers. If they feel we've stopped, they'll attack."

"Bo-b-bone-" Raditz stammered when the larger Mer-Saiyan let him go.

"Goku, do you know where you're supposed to go?" Broly ignored the poltroon and asked his slightly older friend.

"I do." Goku gulped- he didn't like the idea of these creatures Broly mentioned. "He sent me instructions in a parchment on which currents and magnetic fields t' follow. We ain't far." He answered, making a sharp right where the water changed temperature.

They circled a tall ocean ridge and came to an open section of the Dark Waters. What they saw at the far side of the open area chilled their blood.

Up on an escarpment, lay the fossilized remains of some sort of sea monster none of the fin-folks had ever seen in their lives, not even in parchment. It was gnarly and as huge as Bardock's palace. It was a thing of nightmares, with its open maw and sharp, imposing, crystalized fangs cutting through the gentle currents that passed by.

"G-guys… I think I stringed…" Raditz stuttered as he saw volcanic vents let off different colored columns of burning hot water that surrounded the ossified, demonic structure.

"Get a hold of yerself…" Goku spoke barely above a whisper and in a mesmerized tone.

"We can still turn back." Broly touched the smaller Mer-Saiyan's shoulder.

"NO!" Goku slapped the hand away, making Broly wince. "I ain't goin' back." That said, the second oldest pressed forward, and the others had no choice but to unwillingly follow.

If they thought seeing that skeletal creature from afar was nerve racking, being up close and entering its calcified bowls was a hundred times worse.

There was seaweed growing all over along with odd plants. The smell was unpleasant, caustic, and unnatural. And there was a blood-curdling sound surrounding them, something one would hear in a dream of pure terror.

They swam deeper inside, and suddenly, Raditz screeched as something grabbed his wrist and pulled him downwards.

"IT GONNA ATE ME!!!" He screamed in a shrill tone.

Broly quickly swam over and grabbed the dark, putrid-smelling, slimy vine that had Raditz by the arm. He was able to untangle it with his brute force, and Raditz shot up towards the ceiling, colliding against the skeleton. The other two companions also stayed away from the floor.

They kept going and sighed simultaneously when they reached a light at the end of the vast tunnel. They picked up speed, and as they dove into the safety of the brightness, Goku happened to look down at the odd vines that had attacked his brother- only they weren't vines…

"Augh- HURK!" Goku covered his mouth to avoid regurgitating.

Down on the floor bed were the nastiest, most ghoulish, creepiest creatures he'd ever seen. The freaky wails they had been hearing were coming from these creatures' mouths. Their deformed eyes screamed their suffering louder than their voices.

Raditz and Broly looked at Goku and then turned to where he was looking. Raditz did regurgitate, and Broly's breath hitched, tears threatening to leave his eyes at the sheer horror these creatures filled him with.

"What are they-"

"I DUNNO!" Goku pushed Broly into the lit chamber, and the larger fin-folk managed to yank Raditz by his brown and blue tail, all three jotting into the next cavern.

The trio floated there, panting, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and all feeling more than a little nauseous.

"Come in. Come in, my sweet princes~"

A sultry voice made them all jump and look towards the source of the rich, saucy sound. They swam further inside the lit chamber, passing a few hanging sea plants and pink seaweed.

"We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude." The body which the voice belonged to slinked out of a giant conch and floated to the sand.

"Turles." Raditz hissed.

"Is that the proper way to greet your former caretaker? I'm severely questioning your upbringing." The halfopode chuckled deeply as he made his way to his vanity chair to primp up.

"But it isn't you who I have an appointment with, is it." Turles fluffed his hair with subtly scented oils. "It's your brother who I need to have words with." The Sea Witch crooked a finger without looking back to call Goku over.

The orange tailed Mer-Saiyan gulped and floated closer to the strange, tentacled being.

"Good roe." Turles dipped his fingers in white cream and began massaging it onto his chocolate colored skin. "Now then. You're here because you have a thing for this Saiyan, this- Prince fellow." He turned around to give Goku a lewd expression, "Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch, isn't he?"

Goku blushed and looked to the side, unable to meet the witch's eyes. He didn't quite catch the change in scent of the other two fin-folks that were standing uncomfortably at the entrance.

A purple tentacle reached above a shelf to grab a common auger and passed it to Turles' hand. He squeezed it, and out squirted a pink, glossy balm that the witch ran over his lips, making a kissing sound at his reflection.

"Well, Angelfish. The solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want… Is to become a Saiyan yourself~" Turles looked at Goku's shocked expression through the mirror. He also heard the other taller Mer-Saiyans' sounds of shock.

"Can- Can ya do that?" Goku asked with disbelief in his voice.

Turles gave the mirror a sinister smile, "My dear, sweet child…" He pivoted in the chair stool and gave Goku a toothy grin, "That's what I do!"

The smaller Saiyan tensed as Turles walked towards him, moving his tentacles to propel himself.

"It's what I live for. To help unfortunate fin-folks, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to~" A long tentacle brushed under Goku's chin, and the young Mer-Saiyan shoved it away, watching as Turles began to prepare a spell.

"♪I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a bitch
But you'll find that nowadays I've fucked up all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch~♫"
True? Suuuure.

A large bubble appeared over a huge clam Turles was pouring ingredients in. The entire chamber darkened and was illuminated in a purple, dim light. The curious Mer-Saiyans approached the shiny bubble.

"♪And I fortunately know a little magic
It's one of the talents that I have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed♫"

"And horny~" Turles conspiratorially leaned into Raditz and purred out the words after making two images of unattractive looking Mer-Saiyans appear in the bubble.

"♪Poor unfortunate cunts. In pain, in heat
This one longing to be hotter
That one wants to get the 'D'
And do I help them? Yes, indeed♫"

The ugly fin-folk transformed into gorgeous looking creatures when Turles snapped his fingers. The Mer-Saiyan images hugged each other and began having sex inside the bubble.

"♪Those poor, unfortunate cunts. So sad, so true
They come flocking to my love nest
Crying spells, Turles, please
And I help them? Yes, I do♫"

The trio watched in awe as the moving pictures fornicated in obscene ways, the three of them began peaking out of their slit as the show continued. But then the song took a dark tone.

"♪Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't quench my vice
And I'm afraid I had to fuck 'em up the ass~♫"

The young Mer-Saiyans watched in horror as Turles clenched his hand into a fist and the beautiful fin-folks transformed into those nauseating vine creatures they had seen before entering Turles' private chamber.

Goku gasped and covered his mouth, appalled at the knowledge that all those stomach-churning, suffering creatures had been Mer-Saiyans that hadn't been able to satisfy the Sea Witch.

Suddenly, the clam shut and the bubble disappeared along with the purple glow. The light returned to the room, and Turles continued with his song.

"♪Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate cunts♫"

Goku was starting to have second thoughts. If he wasn't able to satisfy the witch, he'd be turned into those disgusting lumps of slime. His circle would be devastated. Before he could word his concerns, a tentacle grabbed him and pulled him flush against Turles' cold skin.

"I'll make you a deal, Sweet Thing. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a Saiyan for three days. Am I clear? Three days." Turles held up three fingers.

Raditz shook his head and whispered, "No."

Turles grabbed Goku's face when the young prince looked back at his brother, and turned the fin-folk's attention back to him. "Now, listen, this is important." The Sea Witch dragged Goku back to the clam and it reopened. Wiggling his fingers over it, three suns appeared and spun in a circle, fading back inside the clam.

"Before the sun sets on the third day, you have to get dear old Vegeta to fall in love with you." The image of a crown appeared with a heart in the middle. "That is, he has to kiss you. And in the Saiyan world, kissing is only done when there is true love."

The heart glowed in splendor, illuminating the cave in a red, brilliant light.

"If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain a Saiyan permanently."

A golden silhouette of Goku with legs, prancing along an invisible ground, replaced the crown and heart, making Goku smile and stare intently. His heart began pounding as he imagined himself with legs; the things he'd craved for an eternity.

"But if he doesn't, you'll turn back into a Mer-Saiyan… And…" Turles continued and the image of Goku running transformed into his current silhouette with a tail.

Then the entire picture disappeared back into the clam and only a dim light illuminated Turles' face, his fangs, and his demonic smile. "You belong to me!"

Goku got worse chills than from the nasty looking creatures.

"GOKU, NO!" Raditz shouted, and Broly charged at the half octopus.

Lightning bolts came out of Turles' outstretched fingers and hit both Raditz and Broly, turning the long haired Mer-Saiyan into a crab and the larger behemoth into a tropical fish.

"RADITZ! BROLY!" Goku was about to dive towards them when a tentacle trapped him.

"Now, now, Young Prince. You'll get both of them back after your deed is done. Have we a deal?" Turles asked slyly.

"If I decline, will ya still give them back?" Goku worriedly asked.

"Mmm… No. I'll eat them." Turles shrugged. The fish and the crab scurried away under a shelf.

Goku found himself in a corner. He had to do it now, there was no other choice. He wasn't about to let this monster eat his loved ones. He might be mad at his brother- but not THAT mad. "If I become a Saiyan, I ain't never gonna be with 'Dock or Gine again. Or my brother. Or Broly…."

"That's right!" Turles faked looking bummed out. "But… You'll have your Saiyan prince~" The witch chuckled and sneered, "Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?"

Goku truly regretted ever coming to this place. He really hoped this prince was worth it.

"Oh! I almost forgot! There is one more thing." Turles swam around his prey, twisting and flopping his eight tentacles around. "We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing."

"Ya want me t' have sex with ya?" Goku asked timidly.

"No, no, no. I just want a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it." Turles reassured the nervous Mer-Saiyan. He turned to face Goku and flashed his dangerous fangs again, placing a finger under his client's chin. "What I want from you is… Your voice."

Goku did a double take. "M-my voice?"

"You've got it, Crab Cakes. No more talking, singing. Zip!"

The young fin-folk was utterly confused. How would he be able to get to know the prince and tell him how Goku had rescued him, or how Turles had tricked him into making a deal with him… "But without my voice, how will I-"

"♪You'll have your dick, your grasping ring
And don't underestimate the importance of fe-lla-ti-o! Ha!♫"

Turles made his way to a shelf on the cave ceiling that held a bunch of bottles and weird looking jars with even weirder looking things in them.

"♪The guys up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a bitch who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred for Saiyans not to say a word
And, after all, Dear, what is idle prattle for?
Fuck off!♫"

The witch began selecting the glass containers and throwing them into a giant conch behind Goku. The Mer-Saiyan ducked out of the way to avoid getting doused by whatever drops escaped and splashed out of the conch.

"♪They're not all that impressed with conversation
True Saiyans avoid it when they can
But they fuck and breed and spawn
With a bitch who's withdrawn
It's he who holds his tongue who gets his guy!♫"

Turles floated down and began moving his hands above the conch in intricate patterns, making smoke explode out in short columns. Rattling sounds came from the concoction that was brewing, and the room was lit in an eerie, green glow. Goku stood back and watched, body shaking, as the potion was prepared.

"♪Come on, you poor unfortunate cunt
Go ahead, make your choice
I'm a very busy trickster and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much, just your voice!♫"

Turles made Vegeta's face appear in front of Goku, and the Mer-Saiyan was shocked. As the image of the prince's face neared the fin-folk, Goku found himself in a trance and leaning in to kiss him. But then the image disappeared, and Goku found himself just about to kiss Turles.

The Sea Witch laughed and pulled back, continuing his song.

"♪You poor, unfortunate cunt. It's sad, but true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you have to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll♫"

Turles waved a hand and a parchment appeared with all the clauses of their agreement and a dotted line at the bottom of 'For all eternity'. A skeletal quill appeared right next to Goku's face, and he felt himself start to tear up.

"♪Broly, Raditz, Now I've got him, boys
The boss is on the front~♫"

Turles looked in the direction of the transformed sea creatures, making them cower more under their cubby hole. Then he turned to Goku and gestured to the quill.

"♪This poor♫"

Goku gritted his teeth at the witch and grabbed the glowing quill.

"♪Un-"

The young Prince began signing his name. Turles' eyes glowed a dangerous and evil red.

"-fortunate cuuuuuunt~♫"

The scroll disappeared into the trickster's hand as soon as Goku made the last squiggle in his signature. Turles' smile became wider, and he floated down to the conch. He began chanting in a weird language; a bright light spiraled out of the conch and surrounded the two individuals who just sealed the contract; and lightning shot out of the brew, hitting several parts of the cave. Goku shielded his eyes from the glare as the witch kept casting the spell.


"Orca, adoreha,
Come storms of Vegetasei!
Mentula, penem et max spermenem,
La voce to me!"


When he was done, Goku noticed his glowing, red eyes and felt himself shrink away.

"NOW, SING." Turles commanded in an intimidating, bone-chilling, dual voice.

The orange tailed Mer-Saiyan began singing in his angelic voice. Turles raised his arms and shouted "keep singing!" Twin creepy hands made of green smoke came out of the conch and snaked towards Goku's face. The fin-folk was tempted to close his mouth, but that would be a death sentence for his childhood friend and his brother.

The smoke entered his throat and grabbed at his voice. As it exited, a small, glowing orb came out of him, Goku's voice continued being heard from the ball of light and no longer from the Mer-Saiyan's throat. He shut his mouth and grabbed his neck, listening to himself sing from the orb.

The smoke hands brought the light to Turles, and the trickster licked his teeth as he captured it inside a tulip shell he had on a string around his neck. The witch began cackling cruelly as a bubble appeared and surrounded Goku, yanking him upwards. Goku wanted to shout at him but found that no sound came out.

Wheels of red and golden light twisted around the Mer-Saiyan's tail, and Goku suddenly felt mind-numbing pain as his tail was brutally split down the middle, and the parts became legs. Where his fins used to be were now feet, his hands were no longer webbed, and his ears became smaller and rounder.

The bubble disappeared, but Turles' malicious cackle still rang loud in Goku's new Saiyan ears as he tried to gasp for oxygen and found himself choking on water, flailing clumsily, trying to swim to a place where he could breath.

Raditz and Broly watched as their love interest began to drown, and together, they simultaneously dove towards him to help Goku reach the surface as quickly as possible before he died from lack of air.

Turles' laughter slowly dissipated as the trio swam to the surface at the highest speed they could manage. When Goku broke the surface of the sea, he took a huge breath and coughed out water immediately.

Panting, the new Saiyan sank back into the water, but Raditz and Broly helped bring him back over the ripples. One under either arm, the crab and the fish guided Goku towards the beach, the former fin-folk's legs breaking the surface of the water every so often.