Welcome to DBZ Love Garden

Goku didn't understand. He was trying to sleep, but something strange was in his mouth. And he was being smothered, too.

This is hopeless. I'd better get up...

He opened an eye and saw nothing but skin. The something in his mouth was...toes!

A foot! I've got a freaking foot in my mouth!! he spat it out.

"What the hell?!" he poked his head up between a pair of legs. Scrabbling from underneath he stared in shock at the sea of bodies crowded on a giant bed. Everyone was nude and piled on top of each other.

The handsome saiyan nearly had a stroke. "Nande kuso?!!"

A purple tousled head coughed somewhere. "Can you keep it down, Goku? I've got a bad hangover!"

"B..but-"

"It's okay" Trunks stretched. "You're my hero. I always admired that body of yours."

"Wha??"

Tien sat up from the pile, rubbing his bald head. "Yeah, me too. Whoo! What a night."

"Why was your foot in my mouth!"

"Hell if I know. Didn't you want to taste it?"

Goku spluttered. Another head popped up suddenly.

"Krillen! But you never...I mean, It doesn't..."

"Surprised to see me here, Goku? Bald guys need love, too!"

"But you're short!!"

"Yeah, but I'm long where it counts, you know? Of course you do!"

Goku felt panic. "What are you talking about?!"

A mountain of hair lifted behind Krillen. "Ugh. You damn near killed me!"

Goku nearly passed out. "Raditz!! But you're dead!!"

"Yeah, well. I heard you were such a great piece of ass I had to come back."

"But that's incest!"

"So? What's wrong with a little brotherly love?"

Yamcha crawled out from underneath someone. "Hey, is everyone up yet?"

Goku stared. "Yamcha, why are you here!"

A wink. "What do you think. I had to make my move."

"But why?"

"Why? Hell, no one has a chance with Vegeta around!"

"I'm not married to Vegeta!!"

"Wrong, Kakarot" Vegeta sprung from the pile. "You are mine. These people touch you with my permission."

"You're insane!"

"Frankly, I didn't need this crowd. I could have worn you out all by myself. Our wedding bands are in my coat pocket."

Goku balled his fist. "No way. I'm not that easy!"

"Well, I didn't do so bad" Choutzu was smoking a cigarette.

Goku shrieked, pointed. "The clown! He's in on this, too?!!"

"Hey, you didn't say that last night!"

"And don't forget me!" grunted someone near the wall.

Goku's hair flopped over. "The pig! Who brought that freaking pig in here...I don't even know your damn name!"

"That's funny...everyone always likes bacon in the morning."

"How about some kibbles and bits?" a tiny voice squeaked.

Goku nearly passed out. "No...not that stupid floating cat!"

"What's wrong, Goku? We just played pin the tail on the monkey!"

"Gahh!!"

"You told me green is your favorite color" a rugged voice chimed as Piccolo scrabbled on top.

Goku waved him off. "Go away! Why would I waste time on someone who doesn't plug in anywhere!!"

"Hee hee, there's the spirit, boy" an aged voice crackled.

Goku stared at the withered body of Master Roshi. "No way! You're gross!!"

Roshi danced over the pile, his wrinkled cock flopping.

"Hee, you liked it enough last night..."

"I DIDN'T LIKE ANYTHING SO DISGUSTING" Goku was hysterical. "I'm getting out of here. You're all crazy!"

He made a mad dash for the door, but it was hopeless. They cornered him by the closet.

"Snacktime!!"

And they all pounced for a second heaping helping.


THE END