Welcome to DBZ Love Garden

Master Roshi could barely contain himself. After everyone left, he headed for his car.
Naughty boys. I'll just follow your ki. Did you really think I wouldn't figure this out? A hot summer night and two hot blooded Saiyans?

Snickering, he got his digital camera. "Gotta get some pics!"

****

The hot blooded Saiyans were doing quite well, actually. They clutched and kissed in mid flight, sailing above a nearby park. It was a heady mix, the dizzy rush of motion and the burning heat of passion. They loved it.

Their eyes never opened when they flew like this, oblivious to everything. Tongues fought a sweet war that both would win.

/Kakarot...when we touch like this.../

/Oh, Vegeta...I know.../

/The lake, koi/

Seconds later they plummeted into a small lake by a golf course green.

****

Roshi sped through the night. In fact, he sped through everything, including red traffic lights. It didn't go unnoticed.

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP soon the warbling sound of a squad car blared in his ears. Red glare and flashing lights filled his rear view mirror.

Damn!

The officer indicated for him to pull over.

Roshi swore. "This is all I need. I can't let the trail get cold!"

A burly officer came to his driver's window. "Okay, pops. Let's see your driver's license."

****

They swam to a green shoreline on the golf course. The water had done nothing to cool their fire, they barely noticed it. Goku had barely gotten on dry land when Vegeta pounced.

They rolled in the grass, their foreplay becoming more intense. Hands pulled and teased, freeing their tails from restrictive waist bands.

Goku arched and moaned under Vegeta's expert touch. Vegeta suckled swollen teats straining the wet fabric of Goku's gi shirt, taunting him with spikes of heat. Goku sat up abruptly, throwing his Prince off. With a low growl he reached forward and tore Vegeta's shirt away. No more playing. Vegeta duplicated the gesture, ripping at Goku's shirt with his teeth. Pushing Goku on his back once more, Vegeta kissed and tasted the flat belly, gently nipping. Strong hands gripped Vegeta's thick mane of raven hair. He moved again, coiling his tongue lower and lower...

****

Roshi nearly ran another light. He swore to himself.

Damn, I've got to slow down. Can't afford another danged ticket. I just hope I can get a decent exposure!

The crazy old man raced on through the city.

****

The lovers deep kissed, slinking their now nude bodies in an electric dance of heat and sweat. Faces contorted in exquisite agony as they ground together, frenzy now fueling their motion. Tight erections taunted and rubbed, leaking liquid heat. Strong hands gripped perfect asses, tails stroking in pleasure.

"This time I will be seme" Vegeta rasped, on the edge.

Goku growled. "Whatever!"

****

Roshi had a hell of a time negotiating his way past the security guards at the course. He used a special technique to haze their minds, obscuring his presence. Once past the gate he reduced his speed and looked about in the dark.

"Let's see...got it! They're near the lake at the outside green."

The old man slobbered, just thinking about what he'd encounter. Pulling over by a sandbar, he jumped out.

"Oops. Almost forgot my camera!"

Grabbing it he ran towards two powerful ki nearby.

****

The aged figure moved with remarkable speed through the secluded wood. He looked up briefly at the starlit sky.

"Heh, a perfect night for lovers, eh?"

He stopped suddenly, hearing sounds. Slowly he creeped along a sculpted hedge, and peeped between trees.

"HOLEEE....!!"

Roshi clamped a hand over his mouth. Fool, shut up. They'll hear you. Got to get closer...

The aged master plopped down from his vantage point behind a grove of bushes. He pushed an opening to peep through and settled in.

"Hah...now let's see the show!"

The show was nearly concluded. Goku's legs were spread wide and nearly vertical as Vegeta pounded him into the ground, his back rippling in exertion.

Roshi slobbered. Mercy. So Goku's letting you be on top tonight, Prince?

Goku's tail wound around Vegeta neck as they clutched and coupled with wild abandon. Animalistic roars pierced the night.

Roshi reached into his pants. That old peter was beginning to stand again. That's it, boys...work it, work it...

A burst of golden flame enveloped the two as they transformed into Super Saiyan form. Roshi saw Vegeta arch high and cry out, his head flying back...

Roshi stifled a moan as moisture dripped over his hand.

The perfect bodies clenched and shuddered, straining in hard orgasm as they screamed into the night.

Roshi simultaneously burst a wet spurt into his fist. Shit. That's gooood...

Vegeta collapsed over Goku. Arms and tails wound tightly in afterglow as they stroked and kissed.

Roshi wiped his forehead. Damn. I forgot to get a picture!

Goku rolled Vegeta over on his stomach and stretched over him.

Roshi felt beads of sweat burst on his forehead. Not again, boys! Guess Goku had enough of being uke, eh?

But the golden warriors did nothing more except cuddle. Goku lay atop Vegeta like a blanket, enveloping him in his arms.

Roshi waited impatiently. I want to see a whole movie!

Suddenly the Saiyans jolted with an awareness. Roshi panicked.

Dammit! They sense me...

****

Goku nuzzled Vegeta's fragrant neck. "Hmm. My Prince was most impatient tonight."

Vegeta growled softly, his eyes closed in bliss. "All that foolish talk about sex and feet...got me hot."

A lick on his cheek. "Nn. Me too. Vegeta, we need to talk about what's happening between us."

A sigh. "Not now, Kakarot. Don't break the mood."

A pause. "Are we bonding? I sense it, I need to know."

"Hn. Stop asking me-"

"Then stop avoiding an answer. I know you love me-"

Vegeta purred. "I can't deny that. But for once can you be quiet after we make love?"

Goku nuzzled his face in the thick hair, still golden. "All right. I'll let it go for now."

"Good" Vegeta purred again, soothing his lover. Soon Goku rumbled as well. Possessively he coiled his tail around Vegeta's thigh. Vegeta looped his tail across Goku's broad back.

Their eyes abruptly snapped open.

"Someone is watching us" Vegeta whispered in an icy tone.

Goku spoke softly in his ear. "I'll do an instant transmission. We'll get to the bottom of this."

****

Roshi was sweating now, and not from excitement. How the hell am I going to explain this?!

He blinked. The lovers were gone.

Oh, shit...

Roshi staggered to his feet and started to run. Maybe I can make it back to the car...

He saw nothing as he ran in the dark. Where'd they go?

In relief he saw his vehicle parked in the same spot, untouched. He cackled.

"I just might make it!"

"Don't bet on that" a familiar voice said behind him. Roshi spun in shock. Goku and Vegeta stood behind him, their faces masks of anger. They were fully dressed and still in Super Saiyan mode.

"Oh. Eh, hi, boys. Nice night, eh?" he waved in a silly gesture. "Glow worms."

Vegeta clenched his fist. "You of all people?!"

"It almost makes sense" Goku replied, grim. "Okay, Master Roshi. Spill it. Why are you out here!!"

"I uh...just happened to be out this way..."

"Liar!!" Vegeta shouted. "Now tell the truth or I'll-"

Roshi staggered back. "Wait, wait. Okay, Vegeta. Take it easy!"

"Talk, Roshi" Goku insisted.

Roshi rubbed his hands together. "Well...I've known about you boys for some time now."

The Saiyans gasped in surprise.

"You lie!" Vegeta started. "There's no way you could have known-"

"Oh, but I've seen you before" Roshi admitted. "A month ago, at the training facilites downtown."

Vegeta went pale. "Not possible. We would've sensed you-"

Roshi made a face. "Well you seemed a bit...preoccupied at the time" he grinned.

"And you stayed" Goku's voice was flat.

"Oh yes. Once I found out I figured I'd wait until you two got together again-"

Vegeta's hands began to glow. "You...pervert" he hissed, raising his hand. "I should burn you down right now-"

Goku grabbed his hand. "Wait!"

"Wait for what? For him to tell everyone what he's seen?!"

Goku continued to hold his hand. "Now I know why you made all those insinuations at the party!" he glared at Roshi.

Vegeta considered. "I wondered also...that still is no excuse!"

Goku took a deep breath. "Are you planning on telling anyone?" his voice was quiet, deadly.

Roshi paced back and forth. "I could've done that a month ago. Be at ease, boys. Your secret's safe with me."

"What do you want then, you freak?!" Vegeta snarled. "You clearly have no problems with invasion of privacy!"

"Well...I keep quiet. On one condition."

The Saiyans stared at each other in shock. "Condition?!"

Roshi cackled. "Let me know when you get together. I want to watch-"

Vegeta's hair literally burst into into a golden cloud. "BakayarouChikushoOnoreKusoShimatta..."

Roshi paled at the stream of curses. "Ah...well you can't blame an old man for asking-"

Roshi suddenly felt himself floating in front of Goku.

"So" the super Saiyan hissed. "You enjoy watching?"

Roshi pointed a trembling finger. "Don't try to intimidate me, Goku. I had every right to be at the gym a month ago. I'm partial owner-"

"Did that make you stay and watch?!"

"Well no, but I didn't want to disturb-"

"Pathetic liar!" Vegeta yelled. "Get your gratification with goats at the farm. We'll not supply you with sexual fantasies!!"

Roshi still floated suspended in mid air. "You already have. Hell, if I were in the porn buisness I'd sign you up right now."

"Maybe I should just burn you" Vegeta glared, death in his eyes. He raised a hand again.

"Don't you dare" Roshi shook his fist. "I've got pictures!!" he lied.

Vegeta went pale, rage draining all at once. "You...what?"

Goku looked at him with disdain. "You disgust me!"

Roshi abruptly found himself tumbling to the ground. He adjusted his glasses.

"Sorry you feel that way, Goku. But I'll risk it."

Aqua eyes blazed at him. "Fool! I could burn you as easily as Vegeta!!"

"Ah, but you won't. That isn't your way."

The Saiyans glared at him in silence a moment.

"Where are these pictures?" Vegeta wanted to know. "Tell us and we'll forget this sordid affair."

"I have them all over the city in safe vaults" Roshi continued to lie. "Each location has a secured box that I have checked on each month. Should anything funny happen, well...they're to be displayed to the public."

"You've truly lost your mind" Goku told him. "Blackmail?! I'm not even sure I believe all this."

"It's...it's cloak and dagger" Vegeta stammered in disbelief. "This filthy degenerate has us by the balls!"

Roshi smacked his lips. "I'd relish the idea, Vegeta..."

He barely avoided being burned as Vegeta blasted the ground he sat on.

"N-Now Vegeta...remember those pictures!"

The Saiyan prince smirked. "One more disgusting remark such as that will get you fried. I won't miss the next time."

Goku turned his back. "Damn. What a mess..."

Vegeta couldn't believe his ears. "What are you saying...that we should...comply with this insanity?!"

Goku still didn't turn. "What would you suggest? We don't know the location of those pictures."

Vegeta growled, covered his eyes. "I can't believe this! It's lunacy!"

Roshi wisely kept quiet, observing them.

Vegeta spun Goku around. "He's lying. There aren't any pictures!"

Goku looked striken. "Can we take the risk?"

Vegeta stared, sensing the futility of not knowing. "Damn."

Roshi stood slowly, keeping his distance. "I take it you gentlemen have reached a decision?"

Two pair of lethal eyes looked him over.

"You'll get your show, Roshi" Goku said tightly. "But if you're lying-"

Roshi waved defensively. "No, I'm satisfied with this."

Vegeta stalked over to him. "Sleazeball. I'm tempted enough to end it right here, regardless of the consequences."

"Stop threatening me, Vegeta. Do you agree to let me watch?"

Vegeta clenched his teeth, fists balled to his sides. "Kami! The depths to which humans will sink. So be it, Roshi. Watch us to your heart's delight, and then die."

"Koibito!" Goku snapped at him. "Enough. The stench grows here, and I would leave."

"Hai, Kakarot. Wakatta. I am done with this pig" he extended his hand. Goku clasped it in his own.

"Hey, wait a minute-" Roshi waved desperately. "You didn't tell me when-"

The two Saiyans flew off without looking back or responding.

Roshi fell to his knees. "Duh...I didn't even get a schedule!"

THE END